Very Bad Wizards

My little dog, Toto, just shifted into a man. A gorgeous, chiseled beast of a man. That was about thirty seconds before the storm hit and he clutched me against his naked body while wild winds raged all around us. Yeah, we're seriously not in Kansas anymore. There are male witches with toothy smiles, a man with a tin arm, and some wizards. Some very, very bad wizards — and they're all interested in me. A gritty reverse-harem retelling of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Contains drugs, cursing, violence, and love found in the darkest shadows. Not a children's tale.