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How to Steal a God's Heart
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A paranormal rom-com heist where a cat shifter tries to steal the golden staff from the God of Thieves to break into the Underworld and save her sister. Hermes figures out her plan immediately and decides she's his fated mate. The mythology is played for laughs without losing the emotional stakes, and the Mardi Gras New Orleans setting adds chaos energy.
Synopsis
Rule #1: Never steal from the God of Thieves. Rule #2: Definitely don’t fall in love with him while you’re doing it. Kat Gataki has a problem. To save her sister’s soul, she needs to break into the Underworld. The only key? The golden staff belonging to Hermes. But Hermes isn’t just a god; he’s clever, charming, and dangerously attractive. And he’s onto her game. Caught between a vengeful goat, a Voodoo Bokor, and a god who thinks she’s his destiny, Kat has to pull off the heist of the century. If she fails, she loses her life. If she succeeds, she might just lose the best thing that ever happened to her. Ready for a divine game of cat and mouse? Grab your copy of How to Steal a God's Heart to join the heist today! He falls first (and hard)Sassy cat shifter heroineRival thieves to loversFated matesWitty banterSecret Identity *Previously published as Sign Steal Deliver
At a Glance
4.32 ★ GoodreadsTop TropesPlot devices and story situations that drive the romance. These are the circumstances that throw characters together or create conflict, not how they personally relate.
MoodWhat you felt reading this. Swoony? Gutted? Deliciously unhinged? The emotional fingerprint.
Book Details
Goodreads RatingThe crowd's verdict. Take it with salt, though. Some masterpieces are polarizing.
4.32 ★
Page CountHow long the commitment is.
288 pages
PublishedWhen this hit shelves. Helpful for tracking vibes by era.
2025
Primary GenreWhat type of book this is. Romance? Fantasy? A 400-page therapy session disguised as a thriller?
Paranormal Romance
PairingWho's falling in love? The gender makeup of your main romance. Helps you find your specific flavor of love story.
M/F
POVWhose head are you in? First person = deep in the feels. Third = watching from above. Dual = emotional whiplash (affectionate).
Dual POV
Romance PacingHow long until they kiss? Slow burn = 300 pages of tension. Insta-love = page 12 and it's already chaos.
Insta-love
AudiobookCan you experience this book while driving? Washing dishes? Working out while emotionally destroyed? Check here.
FormatHow fancy is the audio? Standard = one narrator. Full cast = theater kids went off. GraphicAudio = a MoViE iN yOuR mInD.
N/A
TropesPlot devices and story situations that drive the romance. These are the circumstances that throw characters together or create conflict, not how they personally relate.
Mood & Vibe
MoodWhat you felt reading this. Swoony? Gutted? Deliciously unhinged? The emotional fingerprint.
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