The Morning Wood Tree

A gloriously unhinged monster romance where the love interest is literally a sentient carnivorous tree. Milly flees a nightmare wedding into an enchanted forest, and what follows is somehow both absurd and genuinely sweet. The book leans fully into its wild premise with humor and self-awareness, delivering wall-to-wall explicit spice with creative anatomy. Heavy content warnings apply, but readers who are here for the chaos will find it surprisingly well-written and oddly heartfelt.