How to Get a Girlfriend When You're a Terrifying Monster

A fragment of an eldritch horror develops a crush on a witch scientist, and what follows is the most unexpectedly adorable romance you will read this year. Trillin is a breakaway sliver of a dimension-devouring Endless who discovers individuality one shape-shifting tentacle at a time—all because a cute human keeps opening portals into her world. Cozy, sweet, and genuinely funny, this novella proves that tentacles and tenderness are not mutually exclusive.