The Valentine Lines

"The Valentine Lines," a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a magical screwball comedy “The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A light, literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance. No sex, politics, foul language. Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers. 5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "Readers will...learn about love while laughing along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy romcoms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions." ~Ibrahim A., Readers' Favorites, August 2025 5-Star Rating, Readers' Favorites: "I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end." ~Cloie D., Readers' Favorites review, August 2025 Tropes: Valentine’s Day romance, Small Town Romance Slow Burn Romance, Found Family, Forbidden Romance, Meddling Family Genres: Romantic Comedy, Romantasy, Cozy Romance, Mythological Romance, Comedy Novel, Humor Novel, Light Fantasy