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Champagne Problems
Why Read This?The one-sentence sell. What do you get for showing up to this book, even when it's hard?
A raw look at the loneliness of being the only one with real problems in a room full of champagne problems.
Synopsis
A champagne problem….a dilemma that, in comparison to worldly issues like poverty and disaster, has no viable discern. Most commonly associated with wealthy, torn between two desirable choices.“I adore my new Fendi watch, but i’ts too bright in my selfies.” What was suppose to be a leisurely lunch with her girlfriends from college, turns into injected lips blabbering over first-world issues, as these woman gawk over their non-fat salad dressings. Issues of luxurious lifestyle. Plain-Jane Rochelle has something to get off of her chest. A real issue. She sits in juxtaposition, , taking in all of her friends complaints and so called problems, as she grieves internally of her own dire dilemmas.
At a Glance
4.00 ★ GoodreadsTop TropesPlot devices and story situations that drive the romance. These are the circumstances that throw characters together or create conflict, not how they personally relate.
MoodWhat you felt reading this. Swoony? Gutted? Deliciously unhinged? The emotional fingerprint.
Book Details
Goodreads RatingThe crowd's verdict. Take it with salt, though. Some masterpieces are polarizing.
4.00 ★
Page CountHow long the commitment is.
7 pages
PublishedWhen this hit shelves. Helpful for tracking vibes by era.
2016
Primary GenreWhat type of book this is. Romance? Fantasy? A 400-page therapy session disguised as a thriller?
Contemporary Fiction
PairingWho's falling in love? The gender makeup of your main romance. Helps you find your specific flavor of love story.
N/A
POVWhose head are you in? First person = deep in the feels. Third = watching from above. Dual = emotional whiplash (affectionate).
Third Person
Romance PacingHow long until they kiss? Slow burn = 300 pages of tension. Insta-love = page 12 and it's already chaos.
Instant Attraction
CliffhangerEnding type: HEA = forever happy (you'll cry happy). HFN = happy for now (open to interpretation). Bittersweet = complicated feelings. Know what you're signing up for.
spoiler
AudiobookCan you experience this book while driving? Washing dishes? Working out while emotionally destroyed? Check here.
AvailableCan you experience this book while driving? Washing dishes? Working out while emotionally destroyed? Check here.
Yes
FormatHow fancy is the audio? Standard = one narrator. Full cast = theater kids went off. GraphicAudio = a MoViE iN yOuR mInD.
Standard
NarratorThe voice in your ears.
Unknown Narrator
Narrator Count
Single
TropesPlot devices and story situations that drive the romance. These are the circumstances that throw characters together or create conflict, not how they personally relate.
Mood & Vibe
MoodWhat you felt reading this. Swoony? Gutted? Deliciously unhinged? The emotional fingerprint.
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